WOW! A new post!

I know its been a while, they've got me on anti-depressants and i just haven't been angry enough to make a new post, but today i saw an episode of bones that made me want to track down a high school girls sports team and kick every single one of them in the stomach. This episode featured a girls volleyball team on which 7 of the girls (all age 15-17) were pregnant 5 of them by the same fat dumpy kid. one of them was even the head of every sports team, #1 student valedictorian and all around cunt, who we are expected to believe was upset about all the stress in her life and "he was there and comforted her"so she fucked him, then proceeded to convince the rest of the team (who all could have been models naturally, there are no ugly women on television) to all get pregnant by him as well. am i the only one who finds this incredibly fucking stupid? not that im particularly all that fond of bones to begin with but this was an unnaturally stupid episode that glorified being a teenage whore (like they need encouragement) while simultaneously making the male in the show look like a bastard who fucks anything with a vagina and shirks any parenting responsibility. people are lucky i don't run the world, any girl under the age of 18 i find pregnant gets a mandatory kick in the gut by a professional wrestler, and thrown down the stairs afterward for good measure. teenagers dont know WHAT they want no matter how often they claim they do, and if you think youre mature enough to take care of a living creature by yourself at the age of 16 then you dont deserve to be allowed to bring life into this world. and dont pull this "my boyfriend and i love eachother!well be together forever!"youre high school sweethearts, youre going to drop eachother as soon as something better comes along, and if you dont?then i promise your lives will be MISERABLE, you will fight you will argue you will cheat and you will lose any and all free time and spend it caring for your baby, think before you leap on the next asshole who treats you like an object, say to yourself "am i willing to risk pregnancy? am i willing to lose all my free time? am i ready to drop out of school and get a full time job to support my child and my boyfriend whos just "waiting to go pro"?" use your head for something other than sucking dick.

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Great job harmonix.

While its normally my friend duanes job to report on video games something has recently been brought to my attention, lego......fucking.....rockband, yet another music based rhythm game along the track of guitar hero or (of course) rock band starring lego characters, this on top of the news theyre making a guitar hero beatles edition as well as a rock band game feating ALL its past tracks in a single game, i think its safe to assume theyve ruined the musical rythum genre by releasing the same game over and over and over with a new sound track and expecting us to shell out the full 60 dollars for what ammounts to an audio expansion pack. with guitar hero 1-3 guitar hero aerosmith guitar hero world tour rock band rock band 2 lego rock band guitar hero metallica and the no doubt numerous other music games emerging id like to thank the folks at activision-blizzard and harmonix for ruining an otherwise great innovative genre.

Depressed today

Sure was!

been a while.... again

Yeah yeah i don't update i know. only so much stuff i can complain about on a daily basis. I suppose i could just do the good old fallback "blog about my day." So lessee.... Today i woke up around 9:30 am to an infomercial where they were discussing the "hip new craze!" teenagers are huffing the air out of condensed air sprays for electronic equipment and getting fucked up. they then proceeded to show an example (and a POOR one at that.) where a girl "takes a hit" from the can and proceeds to yell "I'm walking on sunshine! and act like a retard, well you see people, here in lies the problem, i know from experience (not personal mind you, but i used to hang around with fucking idiots.) when you huff compressed air your voice gets DEEP were talking James earl Jones with bronchitis deep. and you don't jump up and yell "I'm walking on sunshine!" no you grab your head and you pass the fuck out. the rest of the day went pretty uneventful. sketchers seems to think if they show 14 different commercials with their shoes doing everything from making you hot friends / turning you into a superhero people will buy their sweat shop POS shoes., made like 5 PB and J sandwiches for dinner cuz were outta fucking food. my aunt had a doctors appointment tonight and some food stamps interview tomorrow so shes gone for tonight, its so fucking peaceful. I'm a little creeped out though not used to being here alone. apart from that i played world of warcraft most of the day working on my death knight (they're fucking godly).

Because my one fan requested it.

Well this is for my friend matt. hes been bugging me and bugging me "crocker update your blag! you need your blag updated!" so heres an update. nothing much im pissed at right now so ill post on something near and dear to matts heart, professional wrestling.

Matt loves wrestling he claims hes a "smark" which i guess means smart mark, which from what i can tell means hes smart enough to know wrestling is fake but still follows it nearly fanatically. I havent really watched wrestling since the late 80s early 90s back when hulk hogan was still a good guy, razor ramone was a top gimmic and people actualy wrestled.

ive caught a few episodes of RAW in the last few weeks and ive just got to say, how far the mighty hath fallen, long gone are the days of colorful costumes, and solid fighting, now its all about the ratings, whos popular? what will draw fans? its more like a soap opera with tables and chairs than a professional wrestling league now.

The matches are predictable, people can interrupt the matches without any repurcussions, and the match still continues, a match cant start without 10 minutes of talking and posing / strutting.
gone are the family friendly wrestlers of the past, now the roster seems to be made of up thugs and douchebags both fighting over one of the dozens of belts, which are given to the most popular wrestlers who bring in the highest ratings.

Vince, do us all a favor, pull your head out of your gold plated ass and listen to the fans, they know what they want and will tell you if youll just listen, let a lesser known guy win, let them branch out, give them a chance to become champions, stop scripting fights, let the best fighters EARN their belts, stop holding the monopoly on wrestling. let ROH and japanese wrestling it othe light. stage some crossovers you may just find some new talent.

god is NOT an excuse

Gather round my little sheeple, Ive a story to tell. there lives a magic group of people called atheists who when confronted with criticism, something they don't agree with, or a problem that cannot be solved by conventional means, they man up and DEAL WITH IT. they find a solution they power through on their own they argue it out using VALID REASONING. i am SO sick and tired of you people hiding behind the bible like its Perseus' shield . whenever something comes up you aren't sure about your first last and ONLY defense is "well the bible says this. god says that." stop it! god is NOT a valid argument. "Timmy got sick, we took him to the hospital the DOCTORS used MEDICINE on him and he got better, all praise to the lord!" no! stop that! no praise to the lord. FUCK the lord. science cured little Timmy if god gave a shit about him he wouldn't have given him the disease in the first place. now i know you've got an answer for this too "god works in mysterious ways. its part of his plan." so let me get this straight SOMEHOW god had a plan that required god causing little Timmy to get sick, and then he had to go to the hospital and be treated by medicine which of course did NOTHING god cured him, but he had to wait till they injected him with penicillin first? give me a break. To you people god can do no wrong and its bullshit. if your grandmother dies even after you pray your asses off well it was just her time, but if she gets better well its a miracle! god cured her! that bullshit reasoning. speaking of bullshit reasoning lets talk about the bible and its circular reasoning. does anyone else see a problem with this? "the bible is never wrong because its the word of god and god is never wrong because the bible says hes never wrong and if the bible is the word of god who is never wrong the bible isn't wrong either! *blink* do you hear how stupid you sound? the bible is an AWFUL book. it promotes slavery incest murder (after having a commandment PROHIBITING murder) and just because you have found a dozen odd verses that show its a "good reasonable book that tells us we should all be nice to each other" that does not excuse the other 1000 verses that promote the most vile acts possible. you cant claim your book is the infallible word of a Deity who is never wrong and that you should follow it literally..... except for the bad parts..... those are figurative!