Tired of sex on tv.

Is it just me? am i the only one who is tired of having commercials sold with sex showed down my throat? Do you honestly believe victorias secret commercials are made for women? a bunch of half starved anorexics parading around in stuffed bras sliding on poles gyrating for a product marketed towards women to keep their tits from sagging? Are we supposed to believe that supermodels lounge around all day eating fat free deserts seductively? what do failed actresses with more cleavage than brains have to do with my drinking Pepsi? The TV used to be subtle about it, now they may as well just scream "BUY THIS" as they flash a picture of tits on the screen. theres this edge deodorant spray that basically has 6 half naked skanks standing around in their bras and panties informing up this product has "big touchability, HUGE lickability, GIGANTIC feelability. they would have been more subtle if the scene opened on them all going down on a giant can of edge covered in dicks.

Finally a real post again!

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI in his Christmas message Thursday warned that the world was headed toward ruin if selfishness prevails over solidarity during tough economic times for both rich and poor nations........ Does anyone else see the fucking hypocrisy here? The pope of the fucking catholic church is speaking out against greed and corruption? Am i the only one who finds that a LITTLE fucked up? that a man who wears real gold and platinum lives in a palace and HAS HIS OWN COUNTRY is lecturing me about greed? and does no one else remember this guy was a fucking Nazi at one time? The pope lecturing people about the evils and corruption of money is like Michael Jackson warning kids about taking rides from strangers, or Chris Farley warning us about over eating. The thing that pisses me off the most about the pope is his infallibility. SOMEHOW the catholic church convinced people that because WE elect the pope god talks to him and he relays gods messages and since god cant be wrong, the POPE isn't wrong either? even if the pope says something OBVIOUSLY wrong its right because he cant BE wrong. how fucking stupid is that? what other profession lets you get away with that? "well Johnson we caught you in a lie what do you have to say for yourself?" "i didn't lie. my word is infallible so that thing i said is true now." I Wish some day these sheeple will pull their heads out of their asses and smell the reality.

Been a while

Wow gues its been a while haven't really been pissed about anything. i guess ive got some big news, im moving soon to Cambridge springs its only about 20 minutes away but it beats staying here this house is falling apart. plus ill be alot closer to my friends so its gonna be awesome i hope! we go friday to look at the place and if we like it were gonna put a security deposit down then pay first months rent on the 3rd and get moved in.

Politics

These frigging political commercials are driving me nuts "millionaires ruined this country! millionaires like Barrack Obama! vote john McCain who uh.... is also a millionaire......... but we don't need to mention that. the facts are simple folks we need both parties and we need them in equal amounts. the republicans make jobs and throw our money around, there are jobs everywhere everyone has a little extra money and all is well. but eventually we run out of money. this is where the democrats come in. they are the savers. democrats cut funding to public programs they raise taxes everyone has a little less money but our economy recovers we stop being in debt and then when the next spend crazy republican gets into power he spends it all over again and everyone enjoys a nice boost till were broke again. its happened for 300 years and will continue to happen till we collapse into ourselves. stop acting like any one politician is any different than any other. no matter what they promise you the government is run by the big companies out there and that's not going to change until we stand up and grow some balls and tell the government we've had enough of this shit.

I think im sick

Sorry i havent had any posts lately Ive just felt like crap soon as something pisses me off you'll hear about it.

what next? sims 2: funny hats!?

I would like to introduce you to page S7 of megagames.com

Simon the Sorcerer 4: Chaos Happens
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SimPark
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Simpsons: Hit and Run
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Sims
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Sims 2
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Sims 2: Apartment Life
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Sims 2: Bon Voyage
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Sims 2: Celebration Stuff
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Sims 2: Deluxe
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Sims 2: Double Deluxe
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Sims 2: Family Fun Stuff
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Sims 2: FreeTime
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Sims 2: Glamour Life Stuff
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Sims 2: H&M Fashion Stuff
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Sims 2: IKEA Home Stuff
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Sims 2: Kitchen & Bath Interior Design
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Sims 2: Kitchen & Bathroom
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Sims 2: Nightlife
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Sims 2: Open for Business
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Sims 2: Pets
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Sims 2: Seasons
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Sims 2: Teen Style Stuff
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Sims 2: University
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Sims Carnival: BumperBlast
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Sims Carnival: SnapCity
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That's right...... EA games those money hungry whores, have made now fewer than 18 sequels to the Sims 2. now I'm all for expansions but when you gut your finished product *cough spore cough* just to sell 10,000 expansions at 30 dollars each thats not "well thought out marketing" that's ripping people off. the people who actually pay their hard earned money just so they can put new fucking sinks in their Sims kitchens. its exploitive bullshit and it needs to stop, EA is an unstoppable juggernaut in the games world buying up every company in sight and castrating their games before they re ever started. "this is a great idea, but it might offend a 76 year old Indian woman in Nevada so can you change it?" Somebody needs to put their foot down and tell EA games to stop fucking the consumer over to write its CEOs bloated paycheck.

Im sick of remakes

Seriously Hollywood stop. no more sequels prequels remakes unmakes re imaginings NO! the movie has been made the character has died or lived happily ever after STOP making movies for the sake of making money. we want GOOD movies we want well thought out movies that say everything there is to say in a single film. we don't need movies from the 1950s remade with terrible bullshit CGI. we don't need fan favorites "re imagined" with special cgi additions. I'm looking at you Lucas and Spielberg. i understand the majority of people are fucking stupid and they'll watch anything you throw at them but is it worth ruining your once good reputation with "quick little shit films"? i know every film cant be a masterpiece but it should at least be original. and on a final note, Disney look i know you own pixar now, BUT KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE FUCKING CGI ANIMAL MOVIES!!!!!!!!!! you pump out 4 of these shit bag movies a year just to make a quick 30 million dollars from the whiny shithead kids who guilt their parents into taking them. you aren't raising the bar and you're ruining entertainment with these rushed bullshit "movies"

Enough with the political commercials!

Seriously stop, nobody gives a fuck if Barrack Obama wants to raise taxes a nickel. Nobody cares if McCain wants to rape your children or raise taxes or cut taxes. I'm sick of these morons and their smear campaigns. isn't this a free country where we have the right to vote for WHOEVER we want? then why are all the 3rd party candidates shut out every 4 years? why are we expected to choose the lesser of 2 evils rather than the one with no evil at all. face it democrats are just as corrupt as republicans but the republicans will at least admit they're crooks to your face. why cant we simply have a FACTUAL list of the candidates pros and cons and i mean ALL the candidates even those crazy 3rd party nut jobs like the green and communist parties. let us look at the facts and come to an informed decision no more of this "well i was raised republican and i know the republican candidate is Hitler but I'm voting for him anyway because its my party!"

S4 leagues greatest problem

My friend ishfack just did a post on the grand unveiling of S4 the "eSper Stylish Sport Shooter", and apart from esper not starting with an S the BIG problem is laggers. normally lag would be a hindrance to the lagger not the other players. but not in s4! these people purposely use a packet interrupt switch or start a download before playing because they know in s4 the lagger is god. rather than laggers jump all over the place like they do in traditional shooters the laggers in s4 become like Thor on cocaine. an unstoppable engine of pure ownage. you can easily pump 5 times the lethal dosage of bullets into them and they keep right on coming mowing over everything in their path before their lag spike ends and they finally die. its a big problem that everyone exploits and it completely ruins the fun of this otherwise amazing game.

Here comes the grammar nazi!

Okay now heres a small rant on a topic close to my soul. where the fuck did you people learn to spell? i play a decent amount of mmos several of them free and i swear i run into the stupidest humans on EARTH on these things. Is it too much ot ask that if you need some money you ask like someone who at LEAST graduated elementary school? PLZ GOLD!!!!! PLZ!!!!!!! is not going to work. its not even a god damn question. how well do you think it would work in real life if you walked int oburger king and said "OMGZ!!!!! PLZ can i hav brgr!!!!!!" theyd throw you outside so fast your little retard beanie would fall off.and you people from brazil stop asking BR!? to everyone you fucking meet! nobody cares yorue from brazil and if youre only hope for friendship stems from the fact theyre from the same country then do us a favor and headbutt a bullet. the same goes for anyone who asks "PINAY!?" nobody gives a fuck where youre from. and what the fuck is a pinay anyway!? i hope you all die.

Day 2 day summary.

Well here it is almost 9 pm and nothing has pissed me off enough to write about just yet. overall it was a decent yet boring day. one thing that did irk me today though are these stupid political commercials. they expect you to pick a candidate when all they do all day long is tell you the worst things about each other. i don't know about you but i don't think either one deserves to be in office if they both have shit that can be construed as "bad". that's about it really just a small post before the night is over.

Just a little one.

Well i promised some posts would be atheist slanted so here's one. Now before i start, i want to say i understand your point, i really do. i don't GET it, but i understand. its a nice thought that if you're a pussy your entire life who does everything the church tells you you'll be a major bad ass in the afterlife and you'll live forever and get to hang out with Jesus who is supposed to be cooler than Fonzie and Chuck Norris combined. i get it. But let me ask you something. WHY do you believe it? can you answer that? and i wont accept "its how i was raised" or "well doesn't it sound nice" or any other non factual information. i also wont accept "well the bible says its true so its true" that's akin to saying "i found an ancient book that claims its the word of an infallible being and that this being is never wrong so everything in the book is obviously the truth because the book says it is and the book was written by a guy who the book says is never wrong..... so on and so on...." Can you give me one single example of WHY you think its true apart from blind devotion? ill put it this way. if i tell someone i have a baseball and they tell me to prove it, the burden of proof falls on ME i must produce the baseball. but on the other side you say "my god is the only god and hes real and heaven exists" and when asked for proof proceed to scream "YOU CANT PROVE HE ISN'T REAL! I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING TO YOU!!! HOW DO YOU KNOW HE ISN'T REAL!?" if you can give me one single real physical FACT proven by science, then ill admit your delusion COULD in fact be real. but "the bible says so" is NOT proof. and while were at it. when someone tells you evolution is a THEORY they mean a SCIENTIFIC theory. a SCIENTIFIC THEORY is not a GUESS, it is a proposition backed up by data and proven many many times. the only reason is isn't a rule is that we've never witnessed it in action directly in front of our eyes as it involves small changes over MILLIONS of years. its not like one day a monkey woke up and he was a human. they gradually changed over time from monkeys to standing more erect got taller lost hair and proceeded to develop intelligence. yet you laugh at us for our "theory" when your example of humanity is "an omnipotent invisible sky king created all creatures including man from DIRT. never mind he COULD have made them from thin air, like he did the animals. nope dirt. man then proceeded to name EVERY species of plant and animal on the planet including all the birds and fish and the billions and billions of species of insects. THEN god made woman out of Adams rib because he was lonely not more dirt like he did Adams FIRST wife Lilith. that's right Adam had a wife BEFORE eve. that's right god made his perfect creation able to feel LONELINESS!" and of course he also gave them the ability to be curious so eve would WANT to eat the fruit on the tree. so let me get this straight, Your perfect all knowing all seeing creator, A: wasn't aware his creations would feel emotions, AND B although he sees/knows everything that has is and will ever happen. and can do anything he couldn't stop eve from eating the apple in the first place? uh hello anyone home?

not a secret anymore

2 cups flour
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp thyme
1/2 tsp basil
1/2 tsp oregano
1 tbsp celery salt
1 tbsp black pepper
1 tbsp dry mustard
4 tbsp paprika
2 tsp garlic salt
1 tsp ground ginger
3 tbsp MSG (Accent)

Mix all ingredients well in a large bowl.

Dip chicken pieces in beaten eggs
Then turn them over in regular bread crumbs (commercial)
Finally plunge them in the flour-spices mixture (above)

Heat oven to 350 degrees
Place chicken in a tray and cover with foil (shiny side out)
Cook 40 minutes.
Remove the foil then cook for another 40 minutes
Baste lightly with oil 5 minutes before the end
Let stand 5 minutes and serve.




Congratulations. you now know how to make your own KFC "secret recipe" chicken. pass it around. revel in your superiority that you know this closely guarded secret.

Day 1 post 2

Okay i think i have one more rant in me for today. Fan fictions this time! Yes the fanfic for you "hip" people out there. seriously what is wrong with you? Who actualy says to themselves "i know! ill write an erotic fan fiction about elrond from lord of the rings and jean luc picard!" seriously nobody wants to read that. nobody important anyway. we've all had our "what if......" moments but you weirdos take this to the extreme. Ive always wondered whod win in a fight between batman and the hulk. i don't write erotic fan fiction about it tho, because I'M NOT INSANE. I understand that you enjoy writing and theres nothing wrong with that but when the only thing you have to write about is "hey what if Alf had an erotic encounter with mega man!?" then just put the pen down, pick the phone up, and call a psychiatrist.

Day one - The tyra banks show

God how i hate this bitch. In case you actually work during the day or live under a rock and don't know who Tyra banks is she USED to be a model till she hit the ripe old age of 26 and was deemed to old to be a model anymore. Now she hosts her own "talk show" on the television. Its one of the most shallow wasteful shows Ive ever had to misfortune of accidentally stopping on. i changed the channel so hard once i realized what show was on it snapped the remote in half and nearly sent me back in time. She has styled herself a "poor women's Oprah" her shows generally consist of 12-16 year old sluts that she doles doctor Phil-Esqe bullshit and plays "doctor supermodel" and the "style deprived" dumpy house wife who shell give a makeover to thus erasing her individuality and making her a stereotypical shallow bitch. i cant even look at her massive poodle hair without thinking to myself "dear god, does she bathe in statically charged socks?" My sister claims its a good show but in my opinion its just one more washed up celebrity trying to keep her aging ass relevant by spending her money on other shallow people to make her feel less empty.

Alrighty lets get started.

Well here we are blog number one. Its a historic moment i guess. I'll start off by describing myself i suppose. My names josh I'm 24 and currently attending the art institute of Pittsburgh. I'm an atheist and as such several of my rants will probably be directed against god or religions in general. if this offends you then by all means don't read it. if you read it simply to BE offended then i don't know, get a puppy or build a puzzle because you live a horribly shallow life. That being said i suppose that's all i have to say right now. this was just a simple test post and I'm looking forward to many more in the future.