Day 1 post 2

Okay i think i have one more rant in me for today. Fan fictions this time! Yes the fanfic for you "hip" people out there. seriously what is wrong with you? Who actualy says to themselves "i know! ill write an erotic fan fiction about elrond from lord of the rings and jean luc picard!" seriously nobody wants to read that. nobody important anyway. we've all had our "what if......" moments but you weirdos take this to the extreme. Ive always wondered whod win in a fight between batman and the hulk. i don't write erotic fan fiction about it tho, because I'M NOT INSANE. I understand that you enjoy writing and theres nothing wrong with that but when the only thing you have to write about is "hey what if Alf had an erotic encounter with mega man!?" then just put the pen down, pick the phone up, and call a psychiatrist.

Day one - The tyra banks show

God how i hate this bitch. In case you actually work during the day or live under a rock and don't know who Tyra banks is she USED to be a model till she hit the ripe old age of 26 and was deemed to old to be a model anymore. Now she hosts her own "talk show" on the television. Its one of the most shallow wasteful shows Ive ever had to misfortune of accidentally stopping on. i changed the channel so hard once i realized what show was on it snapped the remote in half and nearly sent me back in time. She has styled herself a "poor women's Oprah" her shows generally consist of 12-16 year old sluts that she doles doctor Phil-Esqe bullshit and plays "doctor supermodel" and the "style deprived" dumpy house wife who shell give a makeover to thus erasing her individuality and making her a stereotypical shallow bitch. i cant even look at her massive poodle hair without thinking to myself "dear god, does she bathe in statically charged socks?" My sister claims its a good show but in my opinion its just one more washed up celebrity trying to keep her aging ass relevant by spending her money on other shallow people to make her feel less empty.

Alrighty lets get started.

Well here we are blog number one. Its a historic moment i guess. I'll start off by describing myself i suppose. My names josh I'm 24 and currently attending the art institute of Pittsburgh. I'm an atheist and as such several of my rants will probably be directed against god or religions in general. if this offends you then by all means don't read it. if you read it simply to BE offended then i don't know, get a puppy or build a puzzle because you live a horribly shallow life. That being said i suppose that's all i have to say right now. this was just a simple test post and I'm looking forward to many more in the future.